How do I know that you live in the XXI century?
first I just tried to enter your PIN in the microwave.
second In your notebook, you have a list of fifteen numbers of their immediate family of three.
third You send an SMS to his son - and the information that it's time for dinner, and he sends you an email with the answer that immediately comes to the kitchen.
4th Your daughter sells lollipops for your website.
5th Gawędzisz several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but this month still not spoken with his neighbor behind the wall.
6th Your mother asks you to send photos of your newborn baby in jotpegu to be able to turn it into a screensaver.
7th Returning from work, stop the car in the driveway to your garage and you are calling from a cell to check whether someone is at home.
8th Any advertising on television has a web address for bottom of the screen.
9th You buy a computer, and after six months it is outdated and worth half the price at which you bought it.
10th Leaving without a cell phone, which you have not had the past 20-50 years of your life, cause panic and that the phone you get home.
11th Pay for something living in cash, rather than credit or debit card, is a project that requires early planning.
12th Cleaning the dining room is thrown out bags of fast fudach from the back seat of the car.
13th The reason for the lack of contact with loved ones is that they do not have e-mail address and account for the NK or the FB.
14th If you're on the wall / fridge poprzyczepianych lots of colorful cards that mean that you are the man held.
15th Most of the jokes get to know the first time over the Internet.
16th At home, you assume a second phone line to even be able to talk on the phone.
17. Going out of the Internet and you have a nasty feeling that it was rozstałeś with his beloved.
18th You get up in the morning and access the Internet even before you finish drinking coffee.
19th You wake up at two o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and the way back to bed even check if someone sent you an e-mail.
20th When you smile or do other mines twist instinctively head to the side [:-)].
21st You can read this ......
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